Christmas gifts do not always have to be charming, elegant and beautiful. Sometimes, you need to go for the giggles to make the environment even more light-hearted. Below we’ve got you a collection of funny Christmas gifts that will leave everyone in stitches. Take a look!
Funny Christmas Gifts That Will Leave Everyone In Splits
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Portable Pizza Pouch:
How perfect and funny is this gift for a die-hard pizza lover. With this pizza preserving necklace, your friend will never have to worry about having to go hungry. All he’d need to do is stash a slice of pizza in the pouch and take a bite from it when hunger kicks in. That’s not all. This pizza pouch will also prevent his favorite food from getting stolen by friends, colleagues, or roommates as he can put the leftover in it and not worry about it.
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Mom Battery Low T-shirt:
If you know a mom who needs a well-deserved break (which I’m sure everyone does), gift her this “Battery Low T-shirt”. So whenever she feels under the weather, she can say, “Sorry, I can’t function right now. My battery is dead”. The t-shirt itself is made of good quality cotton with the printing just on the front. Plus, it’s available in fun colors, such as pink, blue, grey, white, green, and more.
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Sloth Notepad:
This is such an ideal gift for those you like to take things slow and savor the richness when others are too busy to enjoy little things in life. Or if you want us to be blunt, this Sloth Notepad is for the lazy bums. Your only hope is that they’ll check off the to-do lists a bit faster than a sloth would. If you think the other way, this sloth notepad would make a nice gift for those who tend to rush through everything they do. The faces of sloths on the notepad will inspire them to slow down a bit.
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Shakespeare Insults Gift Poster:
If you think Chandler invented the art of sarcasm, you clearly haven’t heard about Shakespeare then. He was the king of sarcasm at his time and had a flair for throwing insults. This unique poster, featuring the most memorable insults of Shakespeare would make a hilarious Christmas gift for your family and friends. They can hang it in their room, office, dormitory, or just about anywhere they like. It won’t just spark interest in Shakespeare and literature in general, but will also make an excellent conversation starter as well.
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Best Farter Ever Mug:
This is no exaggeration. Dads are, in reality, the best farters. So this Christmas, honor your dad’s special power by gifting him this “Best Farter Ever” mug. We guarantee you, your father will burst out in laughter as he opens the gift until he realizes it’s a bitter truth. As for the mug, it’s made of excellent quality ceramic, with the funny print on both sides. The seller even ensures that the mug won’t lose sheen with time.
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Bob Ross Toaster:
Just imagine the reaction of people who are served this toast for breakfast! They’d literally roll on the floor laughing. And that’s what we want the recipient to also feel. So fill your friend/family’s morning with giggles and laughter with this Bob Ross Toaster. The toaster in itself is really good quality, with reheat and defrost functions as well. There’s even a thermostat so that your bread doesn’t get burnt.
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Personalized Hanging Slate Sign:
Those who enjoy their ‘me’ time a bit too much would definitely love this hanging slate, written ‘Man Shed-Restricted Access’. We totally love the rustic look of the shed sign, with a rope hanging and use of slate for the base.
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Nice Underwear Doormat:
This is one of the best Christmas gifts for friends or cousin. It will bring a grin to your guest’s face or will make them blush as the mat is complimenting their knickers. And it’s quite a good quality mat as it is made from all natural coconut fiber. Please do not even think of gifting your Grandma this gift.
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Unicorn Farts:
This has to be one of the most unique and funniest gifts in the world. Adults and even children will laugh their lungs outs over receiving these unicorn farts as a present. And don’t worry, they’re actually cotton candies.
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Farfalle Necklace:
How cute does this necklace look? Adorable, isn’t it? It may appear like a bow from a distance, but if you look closely, you’ll realize it’s actually a pasta. We think it would make a perfect gift for someone who’s into foods, either a chef or a foodie.
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Stress Buster Desktop Punching Ball:
This is a perfect gift for those who hate their bosses. It’s a stress buster ball that they can punch to take out their frustration. Just make sure they don’t punch this mini hot air balloon every time he sees his boss walk by. It may not go down very well with him.
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Sloth Sleep Mask:
This sleep mask is cute and all until the recipient realizes that sloth is the laziest animal who comes out of his abode, that is its tree, only to pee. But one thing is for sure, she’s sure to have a good nap with this mask.
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Etosell Stuffed Pillow Cushion Emoji Poop Shaped Smiley Face Doll Toy:
Everyone would be more than happy to include this ‘classy’ cushion to their decoration. Made of high-quality Poly Propylene, this plush pillow is a perfect way to express themselves. Even the kids will be delighted to see this gift.
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BigMouth Inc Toilet Mug:
This one’s gross, it really is, but there’s no denying that it’s hilarious. And it’s of pretty good quality too, since it’s made with high-quality ceramic and can hold up to 12 ounces of any drink.
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Guzzle Buddy:
Here’s a wine glass, big enough to make it through the boring family gatherings we’re forced to attend. Guzzle Buddy, as it’s called, turns the bottle into a personal wine glass for the guzzlers to chug down. They just have to screw the glass directly into the bottle and drink directly from it.
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Beardo Original Detachable Beard Hat:
Here’s a perfect gift for those who are having trouble growing a beard. Apart from helping them get something they’ve always wanted, it will even keep them warm in the winters. And it may look like, this hat is very comfortable and does not feel itchy even a wee bit.
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Fart Extinguisher:
Here’s a perfect gag gift for the one who doesn’t think twice before relieving his gas in front of everyone. This fat extinguisher is basically an air freshener but will make a fun Christmas gift for dads or even teens.
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Sloth To Do List:
This isn’t the most encouraging gift, but it will at least make your friend feel better. In this notebook, your friend or cousin can list down all the things she doesn’t want to do but has to, so she will, but in her own sweet time. The notebook contains 50 sheets in bright and vibrant colors.
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The Shark Bait Sleeping Bag:
Let your child know how precious he is to you with this shark bait sleeping bag. It will devour the kids and will give them a peaceful sleep for the rest of the night. And we’re sure it’s quite comfortable, considering it’s made of 65% polyester and 35% cotton blend.
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Adult Achievement Stickers:
These stickers are perfect for the niece, or friend who’s trying her best to hold to the adult life. It’s a set of 16 stickers or rewards, which people give themselves or others for accomplishing an adult achievement.
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World’s Okayest Sister T-Shirt:
This one’s definitely going to irk your sister, but may even make her realize that it’s not cool to take days to answer a text or forgetting birthdays of near and dear ones.
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Lipstick Shaped Hip Flask:
Nope, that’s not a lipstick, it’s a lipstick shaped flask, which may appear cute to some, but weird to most. Those who like it would love to carry their favorite liquor in this chic flask. And don’t worry, the red screw cap will prevent the content from spilling.
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Nothing:
Since most of the people say they want nothing as a gift, this one would be more than perfect. But we’re not responsible if this gift results in extreme anger. So if you’re opting for this gift, ensure that the recipient doesn’t have a hot temperament.
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Personalized Chocolate Bar – My Half Your Half:
Give the family the perfect share with this personalized chocolate bar. You just need to send in the names of your favorite couple and the company will divide it for them to enjoy. The chocolate is absolutely delicious and the wrapper is a keepsake too!
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Ben & Jerry’s Euphori-Lock Ice Cream Pint Combination Lock Protector:
It’s high time people must learn than a pint of ice cream is meant for only one person. And if they still do not, this Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Pint Combination Lock Protector would definitely make them understand. People just have to put a super-secret three-digit combination and their ice cream will remain safe.
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Tortilla Baby:
Babies, with their delectable little toes and their strawberry-like cheeks, look good enough to eat. And this swaddle made like tortillas would make a feisty addition to the baby’s swaddling clothes. The swaddle has incredibly soft layers of cotton, which will keep the baby warm, cuddled, and of course, irresistibly cute.
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Raining Men Bubble Umbrella:
Such a brilliant Christmas gift idea for a woman who has always wanted to make it rain men. Every time she passes by with this umbrella, she’ll end up cheering up the people crossing her. This Christmas gift isn’t just funny, but also every bit practical. Every time it starts to pour down, she can open the umbrella and its perfect dome shape will provide optimum protection, even from the worst type of downpour and wind.
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Please Bring Me Wine Socks:
If his feet are up, his glass should also be full. This “Please Bring Me Wine” is an excellent way to let your host know what they should have in stock before they invite you to the party. Plus, the material is 80% cotton blend, so it will keep the recipient comfortable too!
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52 Things To Do While You Poo Book:
We think every bathroom should have a copy of this book, isn’t it? This incredibly funny book has over 52 facts and puzzles to keep you entertained while you take the dump. And it will definitely bring a smile to the recipient smile.
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Chia Donald Trump:
We don’t really intend to offend anyone’s political view, but don’t you think it would be extremely fun to watch the U.S. President’s head grow in your porch? Gift it to someone who likes Donald Trump and see his reaction. And we must say the green hair is suiting Donald Trump tremendously.
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Lifting Beer Glass:
Now, this is one dumbbell that anyone would want to lift. This fun, glass shaped like a dumbbell holds 24 oz. of drink. While it’s written beer, your friend or colleague can use it for any of their favorite drinks. Maybe, it will even inspire them to work out, even if that workout means lifting beer.
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I Still Live With My Parents Babysuit:
This is a perfect gift for the newest member of the family. And since he’s still living with the family and will continue to live for at least another 18 years, this funny onesie would make a more than fitting gift for him. And we’re quite sure the baby will be photographed and shared all over social media like a star.
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Personalized Apron – Wine O’clock:
Tell the homemaker to take a break from cooking and enjoy the free time to drink wine with this practical and fun apron. It’s a cute white apron with a pink and black script font. Just get their name printed on the apron and they’ll love to wear them whenever they are in the kitchen.
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Inhale Exhale Yoga Mat:
If someone gifted me this, I’d end up laughing the entire time, instead of doing the Asanas. This yoga mat, with a cute drawing of a unicorn inhaling and exhaling in full glory, is sure to turn everyone’s head in the gym or studio. Chances are, there might keep a safe distance while you’re doing yoga. The mat is durable and lightweight and comes with a carry bag, which you can just toss over your shoulder and you’re good to go.
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“The One Where … Doesn’t Share Food” Bowl:
If your friend/family is as serious as Joey when it comes to not sharing snacks (which is totally understandable), this ‘Friends’ inspired bowl is just for them. You’re free to select the bowl color, text color, and even text while purchasing the gift. And don’t forget to personalize it with your friend’s name. After all, that’s the whole point of this gift.
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Rose and Blanche Dishwasher Magnet:
How appropriate is this gift for a “The Golden Girls” fan? This Rose and Blanche dishwasher magnet will bring the much-needed humor to her kitchen. And at least this way, her family will stop asking her whether she has done the dishes or not. If the sign says dirty, they should start doing it themselves.
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Custom Face Magnet:
How awesome will it be when the recipient opens the box and see a version of himself smiling on him? It would be both funny and sweet, isn’t it? But if you want to make it even funnier, send the recipient’s worst selfie for the magnet. They will be a bit piqued at first, but will definitely giggle it every time they see it on their desk. Please note, it may take more than 3 weeks to make these magnets. So ensure you place the order well before time.
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‘I’m Not Dead, Yet’ Planter:
If your friend is a plant lover, but always ends up failing his greens due to carelessness, this ‘I’m Not Dead, Yet’ Planter will make a perfect gift for him. This punny planter will remind him to at least take care of his plants, and even we are confident he’ll ace with this one. The design of this planter is minimalistic and since it’s white in color it can be placed anywhere and it will stand out.
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Wine Workout Dish Towel:
Give your wine-loving friend a hearty laugh with this Wine Workout Dish Towel. It features three wine openers in funny workout positions. The towels are made of good quality material that actually softens with every wash. If you want to make the gift even more special, pair the towel with your friend’s favorite wine. They’ll love you forever.
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Fish Slippers:
And the award for the best Christmas gag gift goes to… fish slippers! I mean just a glance at these slippers will generate laughter. Imagine your friend walking on the beach or lake wearing these slippers/ He/she will definitely be the center of attraction. As hard as it might be to believe, but these sandals can also help them attract fish in the water while fishing.
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Bluetooth Banana Phone:
If you’re looking for a true blue gag gift, look no further than this Bluetooth Banana Phone. The phone connects through Bluetooth so that you stay away from radiation as much as possible. Just imagine the reaction of those who see you talking on a banana! The device can be paired to receive calls and use the voice assistant. The banana phone provides a backup of up to 10 hours, which is pretty good for a rechargeable battery.
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Shower Beer Holder:
Do you know what constitutes the simple pleasures of life? Sipping cold beer while taking a hot shower. And to help you or your friend indulge in this pleasure, here’s a functional Shower Beer Holder. This beer holder is made of water-resistant silicon and sticks easy to tiles or any such glossy surface such as metal, laminates, or glass, provided the surface is smooth enough. You don’t need any drilling, adhesive, wall mounts, or even suction cups to stick this holder to the surface. It just does it on its own.
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The Rock Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt:
A Christmas that won’t just be jolly and nice, but will be filled with Dwayne Johnson. What else could someone ask for, right? So when you gift this to your friend, ask them to wear it right away. And if they’re sporty enough, they won’t hesitate even for a minute. The sweater is made with 50% cotton and 50% polyester, making it perfect for all weathers, provided they’re ready to wear.
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Sunscreen Alcohol Flasks:
This funny Christmas gift is so sneaky that it will confuse the recipient for a long time. These are not sunscreen bottles, but alcohol flasks that will help him sneak his favorite hard drink into places where it isn’t allowed. The flash comes with a funnel to help you fill it with your stiff drink and pouring it out isn’t a task as well. This flask will easily last him 5 to 6 rounds until it starts wearing off.
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Prison Mike Air Freshener:
If your friend/family is still finding it hard to cope up with the fact that “The Office” is no longer on Netflix, gift him this Prison Mike Air Freshener to share their pain. Those who are well versed with the series will recognize the irritated Mike picture from Season 3, Episode 9. The air freshener is available in 3 different scents- cologne, strawberry, and ocean and all of them smell divine.
So how did you like our list of funny Christmas gifts? Let us tell you beforehand, we’re not responsible for what happens to you after you present these gifts to your friends, family, or anyone you know. But even if they go angry, they won’t be mad long. That we can assure. We’d also like to know your favorite funny Christmas gifts. Let us know in the comment section below.
