Funny Christmas Poems for Kids and Cards

Are you looking for funny Christmas poems for kids and event adult? Here, we have written some of the Christmas poems that are funny and humorous. Christmas poems are a good way to bring back the memories of the old Christmas celebration and happy moments we had with our family and friends on Christmas day. Other poems about Christmas are good enough to make use giggle or smile, what more if we will add humor on it?So, here I’m sharing some of the not-so-rush Christmas poems I’ve created. I hope you enjoy them!

Christmas Figure

Most people love to eat,
That’s everyone’s weakness
Especially on holidays,
There’s a lot of sweets,

But after holiday,
We face this figure problem
Had bulky sides and huge belly
So the main goal now is to be SEXY!

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Funny Christmas Poems for Kids

Make your kids enjoy the spirit of Christmas more by letting them read these Funny Christmas poems for children that are funny and personally created by me just for you. I hope you enjoy these funny Christmas poems for children.

Funny Christmas Poems for Kids

Come, Santa

Once upon a time,
I made a wish while holding a dime,
“I wish Santa come here on Christmas
Put something special on my socks”.

So every night,
I watch out for Santa,
Waiting for a huge guy
with huge belly to show up.

Then one night, my wish came true.
I saw someone huge near on my socks,
Putting something there,
I was shocked it was my DAD!

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Gifts on Christmas

Christmas is here!
Let’s celebrate with cheer,
I will coz I’m happy,
I’ll get the gifts that make me merry.

Oh my friends, be my Santa,
Just like my Mama and Papa.
Gifts and cash are so much welcome,
That would surely bring me so much fun

Funny Christmas Poems for Adults

Make them burst with laughter with this Christmas poems with funny wordings just for adults. Don’t worry, I kept it clean so these funny poems can be used as Christmas card messages.

Christmas Cheer!

Christmas is my favorite,
Filling my desk with gifts,
Christmas party there and here,
Bringing so much Christmas cheer.

But guys, just take it easy.
Eat treats and drink beer moderately.
For when Christmas is over,
You won’t have a huge belly!

Short Funny Christmas Poems

Poems for Christmas, especially funny ones, don’t need to be too long just to convey the meaning and its thoughts. You can always have short yet funny Christmas poems to share to your loved ones and friends this Christmas. Enjoy these short christmas poems funny.

Christmas Gifts

This Christmas,
I won’t ask much,
Whether it is gifts or cash
All will be accepted in a dash.

Short Funny Christmas Poems

Where are you, Santa?

Santa, Santa, where are you?
This Christmas I’ve been looking for you.
I’m gonna wish something as I’ve been good.
Except this Christmas Eve, I’ve ate a lot of food!

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My Snowman

Snow, snow, lots of snow
I thought of something to put on show,
Make a big snowman and put carrot as its nose,
Sadly, I’m too short to do so.

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Animal Christmas Party

Everyone is happy, ready for the party,
Dress up in animals, some are Santa with huge belly
I’m a donkey, you’re a monkey
Then let’s go to the Christmas party!

Funny Christmas Poems for Cards

Instead of writing a simple Christmas messages on your card, why don’t you spice it up by including funny Christmas wording on it in form of poem? Here are some of examples of humorous poems that you can use. Yes, these are also created by me. One poem is even made perfect partner of 12 gifts ideas for Christmas!

Short Funny Christmas Poems

My Christmas Gift for You

I don’t have much for you this Christmas
Except for this card packed with care and love
The gifts will be delayed, though.
Expect them to come in whole year round.
Merry Christmas!

12 Gifts of Christmas

Rather than singing the twelve days of Christmas,
I will ask for twelve gifts of Christmas
Laptop, new phone, ipad, clothes, ring and jewelry box
Add some gift basket, more gadgets and cash.

Just kidding, my friend, don’t fret.
My Christmas wish list is something simple, yet still twelve.
Happiness in life, love, peace, prosperity, success and good health.
Sexy figure, handsome boyfriend, career, some cash, yummy treats and wealth.

Simple, isn’t it?
Merry Christmas!

Humorous Christmas Poems for Children

Want more humorous and funny Christmas poems for your children. These are some of the best kid’s Christmas poems. I hope you enjoy this funny poems about Christmas that you would enjoy!

Is Christmas Fun?

How Christmas is a time for fun,
When all you save for the year are gone
Buying gifts and be stuck in the shopping craze
Long lines in the cashier lane never fail me to be amazed.

For many people, Christmas is their favorite
Getting the things they wish for as Christmas gift,
But for me, it’s not just because of that.
Christmas is time for sharing the love, and you have to remember that.

On the side note, these funny Christmas poems aim to make someone or whoever to laugh and smile, not to offend. When shared right, this will surely give fun to someone’s Christmas. This can also a perfect Christmas gift to anyone to cheer them up.

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